Paul, I've said since 1964 that you were the cute one! I quit waiting for you back then, but now I'm available! You don't have to keep settling for these scrawny, greedy little girls. I'd give you an easy pre-nup. After all you've been through, I have pity and will even make some difficult concessions...since you don't eat meat, I'll give up In-N-Outs for you. So here's what may be my final offer: Leave me a comment or you may miss out on your last chance for a real woman with some flesh on her bones!Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Paul, Paul...tsk tsk tsk
Paul, I've said since 1964 that you were the cute one! I quit waiting for you back then, but now I'm available! You don't have to keep settling for these scrawny, greedy little girls. I'd give you an easy pre-nup. After all you've been through, I have pity and will even make some difficult concessions...since you don't eat meat, I'll give up In-N-Outs for you. So here's what may be my final offer: Leave me a comment or you may miss out on your last chance for a real woman with some flesh on her bones!
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Still waiting for Paul to comment. Perhaps he's shy cause he's old and out of shape. That's okay, Paul, I'm not as young as I used to be either.
Hi Carol,
took a bit of time for the message to get across the pond. I am considering your offer.
All my best,
Paul
Hahaha! Okay, I'm considering the gentle pre-nup. Only $10 million, I want you to write me a song, and no loud music after 11:00 pm. How's that? Oh, and when I bow, I have to have help back up.
Sir Paul,
I'll make it $7 million, music at any hour, and a new Lexus.
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